Was a slideshow necessary for 6 items? Everyone hates all the slideshows. Stop it.

Huge letdown and a tragic waste of Annie Murphy. “Dramedy” = doomed to fail. I want one or the other, thanks. Preferably comedy right now. And the “sitcom” portion of this trainwreck is what kills it. Are the “jokes” supposed to be as atrocious as they are to emphasize the boorish slob Kevin’s self-absorbed idiocy? Or…

I was a mulch guy for a while but gave up on it. True, pros and cons, and for me, the cons outweighed the pros. Weed reduction was minimal. Water conservation also minimal. It’s messy. The wind blows it around. It can rot faster than you want to degrade naturally and produce molds that ruin your plants. Many insects…

Yeah, well, sounds like this rebrand was forced by clamoring feminists. Because it was. Women should not want to be sexy, wear something sexy, attract guys, show off their lovely bodies or be feminine. Huh? Why the hell not? If some women - and that’s a lot of women, given that VS is everywhere and I see at least a…

Bleach for the fast and easy kill, but yeah, it may return. Tub edging, etc. is hard to vanquish mold for good. You may have to bleach, scrub, then simply regrout. Ugh.

I suppose some people worry about “germs” but for a lot of others, it’s about not getting the rugs or floors dirty. And, yeah, that’s fine - for you and your family. I despise “please take off your shoes” households and will typically try to not return there unless I really have to. Nope, I don’t care about cultures…

I’ve had two ticks on me - yep, nasty ass effers. But nothing happened. However, they carry a ton of diseases, none of which you want to deal with. It’s best to be vigilant in the months after a tick bite and not forget about it in case you get mysterious symptoms; some illnesses take a long time to manifest.

Never need toilet paper again? I’m gonna trust some nozzle and a hole-dryer to get my sphincter sparkling clean without checking for myself? No way. Inspection wipes will always be mandatory. But I’m staunchly anti-bidet anyway. Spraying shit molecules up onto my balls and worse for women, into the vagina, is a load…

The vast majority of seasonal, amateur, novice and even highly experienced gardeners will do well with simple MiracleGro and/or all purpose 10-10-10 fertilizer. A few specialty plants need more detailed care and you should simply look up what that specific plant requires. It’s really only fooling around with…

I love these things, use them all the time, even the dollar store versions are great. The only dubious suggestion here is keyboards. Really? They do shed particles as they scrub. I guess if you go very, very lightly with a tip or corner over each key it might work out but I’d be leery of adding particulate matter into…

Oh, FFS - enough with this bullshit. Yep, go ahead, direct your hate at me, I’m cool with it, and I never reply so type away.

“There’s an app for that” can pretty much ruin the fun and relaxation of any hobby or required routine that would otherwise be simple. Having to enter data about your houseplants is a layer of complication we just don’t need. A plant care journal? Kill me. Just read info about the plant you want to buy before your buy…

Didn’t need to read about Bugles, sorry, pressed for time, but just needed to say “this is correct” - dip those little effers.

Honestly - there’s a contingent after every dog show who disagrees with the selected winner. Get the fuck over yourself. It’s a dog show. No dogs need to be insulted, even if you think it makes you topical, timely and charming online, which you’d be wrong about anyway. Grow up.

Ghastly suggestion - yes, I said “ghastly”.

Jennings, Buzzy, on equal footing but... OK, fine. Point to Jennings. I was stunned how much I liked Buzzy, though. Mayim Bialik? UGH, NO. The laugh at every response a contestant provides is just... fuck, fuck, no! Everyone else was terrific, and I was ready to be an absolute asshole about most of them but will admit…

So, hey, let’s just lie to them instead! Because AOC has her panties in a bunch - again.

Uh, the girls I hung out with high school didn’t do this to showcase French kissing skills. It was another skill entirely, and they used their expertise frequently. Being a gay dude, the knotted cherry stems they produced with regularity in the lunch room had no appeal for me, other than being impressed in general.…

No need to “pause” and make an issue, even a small one, about proceeds being donated to animal rescues. It’s another example of “it’s not good enough, more, more, more!”

Shit loads of people are fake-ass bullshitters on social media. (In case you prefer not to get engaged in the absurdity of analyzing and labeling that.)