Oh, golly gee whiz, we wouldn’t want to cause a subconscious trigger in a delicate flower. Worse, confusion that lasts for hours and puts someone in a dangerous situation, thinking too hard about what you meant, EXACTLY, when you typed “Sure.” and getting into a car accident because they are so distracted. By you. You…

Cool tip. Glad you called it “white stuff” before saying albumin - because that was cute. I usually do the skin side down fry, but there’s always still some white stuff. It wipes off with a paper towel, then I finish in the oven. And while salmon purists might gasp, sometimes I enjoy breaded salmon, which eliminates…

I’ve read a hundred articles online about removing various glue/sticky residues - OK, skimmed them, because they never give the best answer.

I couldn’t reject anyone’s method of reheating pizza if it makes them happy - it’s pizza and you should heat and eat in whatever way you like. Hell, pizza doesn’t need to be reheated, and no one will disagree with that. Cold pizza has a taste all its own. It’s just... I mean - the oven works perfectly. 8 minutes in a…

Crotchless bikinis? Not even a little string to deter jellyfish from swimming up there? Are these sold to ladies who want beach sand in their vaginas? I’ve never heard of such a thing, but OK - you are the experts here, I guess.

The important issue is, we certainly agree, the genuine evil and cruelty of Republicans’ attacks on trans people. A story about that should focus on that: it’s something that needs to be given more public attention in prime time to reach more viewers. I can’t agree, however, that a story which went in the wrong…

The CDC did acknowledge that kissing and snuggling fully cooked chicken, with an internal temperature of at least 160 degrees, is perfectly safe and, in fact, is a socially accepted and encouraged practice in many parts of the country.

Well, this solves the problem. I’m sure it won’t happen again.

I guess because all the usual ways to combat allergies aren’t sufficient anymore. Hey, whatever, do what you want - this guy can’t imagine the torture of yard work in a mask during the summer months - oh, hell, any months. A Claritin is all I need and oh, gosh, I know, so many of you have allergies that are just…

Here’s the real-world difference between these: polyamory - will never last, guaranteed. But if you’re down for a couple years of it, have fun, then cry when it’s over. Open relationships - LOL - never happening. Go for it. You’ll see. Swinging: this could work but only really if you keep swinging with different…

Someone simply learning what the numbers indicate is definitely also someone who has no idea what to do with that information. Everyone who knows what the numbers mean already knows what’s best for each plant/flower/vegetable. This article doesn’t tell you what to do with each type of fertilizer or when to do it.…

Begging Lifehacker to just STOP with the slideshows. You all know everyone hates them.

Bottom line: he’s almost certainly uncut.

I can’t sleep or live without fans all year round, so I have mastered cleaning them. But I accidentally bought a couple fans over the years that actually do not have any way to get the cover off. I always check now but can’t imagine what idiot came up with such a design. I had to just throw the fan out. 

Well, my perimeter is secure and tidy and I don’t feel like spraying menthol or whatever. I do a weekly web sweep from the side door but this is temporary - they rebuild, you know. From April through October, not a single day passes where I do not walk into a web. Not joking. I have a cool garden and they like to…

1) I KNEW the phrase “salty goodness” would be in here so I’m not upset about it, though I have every right to be.

LOL, because the proffered advice is essentially - get another job. But that’s honest. You will never, ever be able to seriously work with a narc. Personally, I’d go to the boss and just say it: “he’s a narcissist, he’s taking credit for my work, he’s unbearable, it’s either him or me.” Of course, have some job…

Salty is just so sweet. And, yes, while she’s correct and the change doesn’t matter and it’s not a creep move - it’s just kinda goofy and if you delve into it a little bit deeper, it’s an OCD-ish response from someone who wants their finances nice and even, in their wallet, to avoid coinage in the pockets, or on…

I’ll provide a more succinct and truthful response: this ain’t never, ever gonna work. Sorry. 

How’d you know my bundt pan is lonely and depressed in the cupboard space above the fridge? Well, it’s kept company by the donut pan I never use and that obnoxious tart pan that never, ever releases the tart. I guess I should bundt something up. Give me a month to get around to it.