Well, OK... not much of concern there. While possible... eh, come on. It really doesn’t happen often - and we all know that. Pregnant women should never clean a litterbox - this is a genuine concern. The rest... bleh, we’ll all be fine. Getting worms from your dog is extremely unlikely. Hookworms must burrow into the…

I grow every one of these, and while they are all exceptional beauties, and easy to care for, they don’t necessarily bloom all summer. Still, I highly recommend them. The Stella D’Oro do repeat bloom if deadheaded, and repeat even if not, though less. But it depends on your locations, as do the performance of all the…

Still unclear as to why she’s “untouchable”, aside from the fact that her party doesn’t give a flying fuck. It’s got nothing to do with congress being exempt from workplace standards - they enjoy the antics of this nutjob and every time she takes up a new cycle for a day or two, they are certainly thrilled that…

Good god - is this really where we are? Gently coaxing people to get back out there and bang... Because, you know, delicate, timid, frightened little souls who are in need of guidance and assistance to return to the game. Oh, please. While I count myself among the wise people who quit hooking up during the pandemic…

Don’t use Instagram, but will absolutely NEVER list “my pronouns” anywhere.

Glover is right. And so is Bill Maher. THAT is why Bill Maher “still has a show” - because he’s not afraid of saying the truth.

Not for a second did I ever believe this garbage was meant to be genuine. My one and only response to these videos was something along the lines of: “Ignore this fake bullshit.”

Ugh. No, no, no to all of that.

Gentlemen: I have had great success using urinals in my life. There have been no unfortunately mishaps or any sort, though I will admit that while I don’t enjoy the sight of multiple, different pubes, gobs of phlegm and hunks of gum partying together in there, I learned early on to accept this and tolerate it. Some of…

We’re all gonna be millionaires!

This is about me, isn’t it?    :)

When your rubber gloves have been used enough times to develop a hole - it’s time to buy a new pair. FFS...

Confessing to cheating is almost always done to alleviate your personal guilt. It only hurts your partner more. Never tell - unless, as the article mentions, you want to end it. And even then, you could still end it without adding extra pain. Saving the relationship after a confession almost never works. Don’t believe…

Windows 10 - hourly updates, because we can’t possibly get it right the first time! The wifi issues with updates are varied - with losing it entirely the biggest problem. I think most people know by now to always set a restore point before updating. I also refuse updates for as long as possible. This allows MS to…

Just drive around town and you’ll see LED signs in front of every place offering walk-in shots. Crazy - a couple months ago, we were frantically refreshing websites, waiting weeks for our special day to arrive and, in many cases, like myself, people were driving hundreds of miles for a dose of the juice.

No one is “watched” by any vaccination site workers. YOU just sit there and chill. If you suddenly go into anaphylactic shock, it will be noticed. If your family members decided not to sit there and wait it out, that’s on them.

So I guess this is about squealing over someone’s pottery now, huh?

The penises are rather abstract, subject to interpretation, though typically reflect the most common “quick draw penis graffito” we see all around us - I mean, I do, anyway.

I certainly would support telling obnoxious brats to shut up and eat cereal and have no qualms about that, but... and I hate to ruin my reputation here... you could compromise, make mom’s breakfast a lot nicer and still slam down some basic-ass pancake for the little shits. I mean, a small step above cereal is OK.

Good gravy.