Sure, I’ve done this, and yes, it’s “better” than kneeling at the tub and scrubbing and breaking your back, but it certainly will ruin your shower. There will be other showers, though, right? However, five minutes to scrub the shower while in the shower? That’s going to take multiple showers to get the whole thing…

Nope. Disgusting. The pics are not cute. YOU are not cute for doing it. NO ONE gives a shit about your kid covered in a fucking mess. Oh, yes, and I’m pulling out the “people are fucking starving, you know” line - because it’s true. Food waste is bad enough as it is - purposely doing it is not forgivable. Fuck off…

Wait. What?

What a load of shit.

I am sure that being an old dude who loves Rick and Morty, my opinion means little but holy shit, was that ever boring, obnoxious and annoying. No, I GOT it. I just hated it.

If “the silent treatment” begins with: “Look, I just can’t talk about this now, I’d appreciate you leaving me alone and we’ll talk later,” then it’s not the silent treatment.

That gesture has always meant “OK” during my entire life until now. It has only recently become more well-known as it has been used by actual white supremacists during the Trump era (which continues, of course). It is also the way most people would use a hand gesture to indicate “3", as he claims. The brain would…

It’s impossible to stop idiots from opening up their idiot mouths and admitting you are an idiot after you’ve done that is at least a very small something that idiots might do to make amends.

“Rules, boundaries and limitations” - the Cesar way - and it works.

The often awkward sentence structure that results from trying to avoid ending in a preposition was officially deemed “too much bullshit to fuck with anymore” about 22 years ago.

Tucker Carlson’s FACE is making me uncomfortable. Can he do something about THAT?

This is kind of like the warning on a bottle of bleach that says: Do Not Drink. Meaning, yeah, we understand that the CDC has to update guidance and explain things with smiley face charts for the bleach-drinking morons among us.

OK, fine - I have a fresh mouth obsession and wouldn’t wish to waste my precious Listerine in any of these ways, but I suppose they aren’t too far fetched, except:

Just briefly checking to make sure absolutely everyone thinks this is ridiculous.

While interesting to learn that this can be done - oh, hell, no. Most of us barely have time to vacuum. Of all the cleaning projects that need to happen around the home, this would be at the bottom of my list, somewhere near “hire a ferret team to clean the inside of the heating ducts”. 

Was it discussed that Dexter had gone cold turkey on murder? I don’t recall anyone thinking that. Lumberjacking is just a day job, and handy, as obviously evidenced by a ready arsenal of sharp things. Serial killers might take a break but they don’t have a patch to help quit that shit, you know?

Well, ladies, ask yourselves: do you want any man who you have to encourage to get the vaccine?

Well, yeah, it’s fairly simple for me. I see a vaccination card or forget it, though I have buddies I know well enough that I wouldn’t have to see the card, but because we’re close, they’d show it to me anyway - and will.

The scum next door to me is a malignant narcissist - my own little Trump. So, you know, imagine how horrid that is. Some of you may have one of your own.

Everyone reading this, of every age, needs to know only one thing: there will never, ever be another state in our lifetimes.