Could be the mount.

Why limit it to just new owners? The second and, especially, the third owners seem to be the ones lacking in “skills” . . .

My dad has a Torino ‘vert in his garage (I forget the exact year though, but thinking ‘71 too), needs a bunch of work though. Triple white, 4 spd, 351 with hideaway headlights. 

I am gonna break my rule about buying off warranty German luxury cars (a rapidly depreciating asset with high maintenance costs) and go with nice price here.  The car seems to be clean and well maintained, and the miles aren't in the could have driven to the moon range that many cars featured here have been lately. …

Not even an auction?  Hell yes. What’s the most you can lose? $30K.  There are millions of cars which are going to depreciate that much in two years right now. If it stops running just park it in the driveway and enjoy.

Looks to be in great shape. Bet it’s another “highway miles” vehicle for its miles not affecting it like other boxes on the road which would be worn out to the max.

Selling dude is definitely proud of his asking price:

56 miles...don’t golf carts have more range on a charge?  ND.

I’d give it a NP, the things are damn near invincible and since they were used as cop cars, and cabs, you can find parts in even the smallest of small town junkyards.

Now this is going to be against the popular flow like a salmon past the bear in a waterfall, but hear me out.

You seem to think that not standing out is a liability. I look at it more like a secret superpower.

You mean “badass choices”! Am I right???

So, a Trans Am autographed by Burt Reynolds does nothing for you? 

Trotting out my corporate-speak, I just don’t see a rational use case for this. If you’re scrounging in the bargain bin for a car to be driven in, can you even afford a driver–not to mention the upkeep? If you run a limo service, this will have limited utility with only two seats in the back. And who would want to…

So let us ease out of life in comfort so you can enjoy the next group with tattoos and nose piercings.  Nothing like a Ragtop Day.

Ad suspicously does not list a VIN so you can’t run your own Carfax or more importantly a build sheet so you can see the original MSRP....ND 

I really love the absence of the ubiquitous low-prof/rubberband tires (more of that, plz!), but man those wheels are hideous.

It’s an interesting, extremely rare survivor that you’d never see on the road these days, and in this condition. For less than $10k? Why the hell not. NP.

I care, because it makes it that much funnier.

Those “GLH” stripes are writing checks this shitbox can’t cash. No Dice.