This isn’t outdated, it’s timeless. Big difference.

The headliner is intact and the wood’s not cracked? NP.

Likely, but you are going to have to open you your wallet a TON to get a tune on an Bentley.

What’s the bucket for? Wrong answers only. 

Jalops here: “everything is grey, white, black, we need colors!”... Color shows up, jalops here: “OMG you won’t catch me in that, barf...”

Passed its smog a week ago, now won’t start, and already the owner throws in the towel? That plus the weird paint job tells me to run away. I don’t know what’s going on here, and I don’t want to know. ND.

Literally the only reason I still come here as well. This site is a small shadow of itself with almost all of the old writers either elsewhere or at the site that Jalopnik should have turned into- The Autopian.

Why drive this gentleman’s coupe, when you can get the previous bertone coupe.

If this is priced correctly for the market, that means it is NP. The question isn’t whether or not you personally want to own one - the question is if the owner has priced it well or if they are out of their mind.

it wouldn’t surprise me if there are 3 VINs on this car. I would love a nice 928S. This is not one. ND.

Unpopular opinion, but I’m starting to reach the conclusion nothing with a Porsche badge is a “good deal” at the moment. And honestly, many old Porsches aren’t that great to drive. For the money, you’d find a better driving experience elsewhere. And if you do come across a Porsche that looks like “a deal”, it likely…

*spots this*

OK here me out ship a V8 Mustang to the North AND South poles, and have then drift doughnuts around the poles.

I’m thinking this one is about the same size of the current “small pickups”. Easy NP too.

Lmao it’s a fuckin’ Viper, it’s supposed to be ridiculous, and the interior should remind you that you’re in a batshit machine that will try to murder you

Hopefully there’s a crashed Viper in a boneyard somewhere that can donate its interior. Because that one is hideous.

Anything ‘71 - ‘76 for me.  This one?  Not so much.

Only Cadillac I would own would be a 59 Biarritz convertible with Epic Tail Fins or a 1976 Eldorado convertible with an Epic hood and 500 Cubic Inch V8. ND

The seller doesn’t have time to auction the car off and get twice as much for it? Bullshit. I don’t think it would even hit the current asking price at auction. This is a tacky, malaise-esque boat with a problem child engine crammed in the front so tightly that I don’t think you could slip an index card between it…

I can definitely see Herb Tarlek driving this.