NP for those seats alone.

Peel the “Sport” stickers off, maybe de-badge to get rid of Chevy, no one would have any idea what it is. “It was a car, silver or maybe gray? It had four wheels. I think.” Also perfect for a private investigator working surveillance 

What’s wrong with cracking a cold one at 8:28am?

YES! Every year in the “What’s new for YYYY” issue, in the Mercury section the Marquis had “Sadly, still no de Sade package”

Right?!? All I want is a standard cab longbed pickup, a real truck as God intended. Vinyl bench seat would be great, too. Does anyone even make such a thing anymore?

What color is the sky in your world?

If you really want to have fun some of that wrenching can include swapping in a Coyote V8 

So it’s an old British truck, with frame rot and wiring issues, with a diesel that is so underpowered it can’t safely be driven on the highway. For only $13,500? Let me get my checkbook!

You can’t find a Miata with 260hp, but then again IIRC the Solstice was a lardass and weighed in 500 pounds more than a Miata. Also a Miata has a usable trunk, the Solstice literally had zero cargo room.

Blasts with your friends after building something like this are “pointless?” And you’d rather drive a CRV? I’m going NP just because of this reply.

I can’t imagine a world where any sane adult would pay twelve-thousand American dollars for this tinny underpowered shitbox.

Were you drunk when you wrote this? No way this is being sold as a street-legal vehicle, so no you can’t “roll around town” in it. At least not a town in the United States. And what is “sheet metal fiberglass?”

$1 is a good price for this

Yesterday’s MR2 received an “overwhelming 85 percent No Dice loss for its un-Miata-ness.?” Do you even skim the replies before writing the post mortem? That Toyota went down because the seller admitted actual mileage was unknown, plus the thing had obviously had body damage.

Correct. This is a 4-figure car

Should’ve gone with El Caddilimo

Longtime C&D fan from the DED Jr. years, they just revamped the print mag this year. Now bi-monthly, but bigger with longer stories and better photography. Great editors with Ezra Dyer and Elena Scheer, and Phillips is still there too

This is one of those listings that need the Crack Pipe designation to come back. AYFKM? Move the decimal to the left and $798 would be NP

You really need that strut-tower brace to keep the body from twisting itself into a pretzel when you uncork all 89 horsepower. This is cute, take a decimal off the price and it might work. ND

Take a zero off the price and it’s still ND