The only possible value would be a STOCK rare GT package, this has been ruined with weird mods. If it runs and drives well then it’s a $3K old Ford truck. ND

The truly rich don’t buy new cars. They wait for depreciation and pick up a nice lightly-used car like this at a substantial discount. 

NP, as long as you realize that $15K is just a down payment, and you’re on the hook for at least $5K a year in  maintenance. 

THANK you, I’ve always thought these things looked like a Cavalier. How did no one at GM realize this?

If this was just all black, no stripes no scoops, it would be NP

Don’t some of those old vans with like 27 windows bring six figures? 

But it’s got a full NINE extra horsepower! Also why do people import these things into impossible-to-certify People’s Republic of California? ND for so many reasons.

Right?!? We’re not talking about some gorgeous Ferrari that got smuggled into the country. This is an ugly unknown piece of shit. NO ONE wants one of these, why is it here?

First time I’ve ever thought the Feds should step up their efforts to crush cars. This thing is crying out to be put down.

Forget the risk of Feds, ND because it’s ugly, stupid, and also more ugly. And $16K will get you a decent used pickup from any number of brands that isn’t ugly and stupid.

Is the Mercedes drivetrain worth $16.5K? No? The ND

That looks like a Pontiac Aztek fell into a vat of toxic waste

Some Tuner Boyz live down the street, there’s always a G-sedan out front that’s been stanced within an inch of its life. So probably not easy to find one of these that hasn’t been molested. Put a stock shifter back in this and it’s probably a NP. 

NP for those seats alone.

Peel the “Sport” stickers off, maybe de-badge to get rid of Chevy, no one would have any idea what it is. “It was a car, silver or maybe gray? It had four wheels. I think.” Also perfect for a private investigator working surveillance 

What’s wrong with cracking a cold one at 8:28am?

YES! Every year in the “What’s new for YYYY” issue, in the Mercury section the Marquis had “Sadly, still no de Sade package”

Right?!? All I want is a standard cab longbed pickup, a real truck as God intended. Vinyl bench seat would be great, too. Does anyone even make such a thing anymore?

What color is the sky in your world?

If you really want to have fun some of that wrenching can include swapping in a Coyote V8