Rob led off the post with a reference to Three Kings. Are you high?

I put 75k miles on a 2011 GT with zero problems. Traded it a few years ago for a 2014 Mercedes E-350. Realized the errors of my ways and sold the Merc and bought a 2019 Bullitt. Yeah, I know, I have issues apparently

Even if you hate the Mustang and everything it stands for, you could buy this for $21K and drive directly to CarMax and sell it for a profit.

My wife had an old Mercedes diesel, unless you’ve driven one you can’t possibly imagine how slow these things were. It doesn’t matter where on the rev range it makes whatever meager power/torque it can muster, the damn things are slow everywhere in the powerband. Dangerously slow. They should be banned from Interstate…

In 1932 that made the Ford the fastest thing on the road. 40 years later it makes the Benz the loser in a drag race with a garbage truck

Plus in a front-end crash, your odds of not dying or winding up a paraplegic are much better in a Dodge Caravan.

Any listing that says “I could make much more on an auction site, but here’s your chance to save today!” is an automatic ND

For $12k you could probably buy six old Dodge Caravans that would be more reliable, safer, roomier, faster and practical than this thing. ND

Holy schnikes, this is sweet! NP at twice the price. 

And by the way, Ford did make a Raptor Superduty, they just called it Tremor. God I hate this Owen guy so much

I clicked on this thinking there would be some interesting ideas to debate about how Ford could Raptor-ize vehicles in ridiculous ways. Instead it’s just “Make a _____ you cowards” over and over. This is not only the most useless article on this site, it’s possibly the most useless thing every published in the history…

I don’t often think about buying a Viper, but when I do it’s a first-gen in this color. NP

I voted ND because even in this bat-crap crazy market thought a 25-yo Ford work truck should have a price that starts with 4. Clearly I’m in the minority. Do love this era F-150 though, and that extended cab V8 with a manual is awesome. 

The Caddy has leather seats, but I want a car that gets really shitty gas mileage!

Built on the same platform as the Hummer EV monster truck, but costs 3x as much and has about half the horsepower? 

Stunningly beautiful design, well-kept, that interior (other than the steering wheel) is just fantastic. NP all day long. Buy it now, enjoy driving it around for a while, then put it on BaT and double your money. 

It’s a THIRTY YEAR OLD VOLVO. ND

What the hell am I looking at?

I appear to be solidly in the wrong based on voting, but I’m going NP. Where else you going to find an AWD transporter like this with so few miles? 

Yes, it’s called a Suburban