Maybe we’re looking at different photos, or maybe my eyes are just really bad, but I don’t see how the cabin is “awash in brown and beige.”

I don’t know, I kind of see where the seller’s coming from. A car like this is going to attract a fair amount of 20-something hot shoes wanting to hoon it on a test drive, and if they do want to buy it don’t have the credit rating to get a $14K bank loan on a 21-yo Audi and will try to talk the seller into making…

Those tape-wrapped door pulls are “museum quality?”

“Don’t try to haggle, man, I can get a lot more for this on a collector auction site!”

First, it’s not brown.

Dude, you said “The accompanying torrential rainfall and storm surge will likely flood tens of thousands of homes regardless of their worth.”

Broken odometer, broken A/C, broken radio, no interior shots, bound to be at least a couple more broken things, ND

Ford product

I predict a narrow but decisive NP win.

Perhaps the seller was joking?

So the powertrain doesn’t actually make 752-lb feet of torque?

Whatever value might’ve been added by Dinan parts is more than wiped out by those douche-tastic headlights

Have fun listing it on BaT

A $2K car in this market looks like a bicycle 

Not saying you have to like the C4, but if you hate it you’re kind of an ass. Especially if you hate the ZR=1

You’re not alone, the C4 is my favorite Corvette just based on the style. This ZR-1  is definitely NP

I don’t .... umm .... is the .... why would they ..... what?

Obviously well-cared for and looks great, but with those miles the price needs to start with a 1. ND

I’m old enough to remember, no matter the numerals were by 10's, they put “55" in there in orange. 

Ugh, I forgot to mention that deeply stupid gas cap.