The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

It’s like she’s Joan of Arc(adia)!

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

BTW: Listening to morse in Spanish and translating it to English sucks! 

Why is no one talking about the real victim here? Poor Melissa McCarthy has to go back to being just a regular old movie star now. Sad!

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

But...but...he has 6 months left on his membership at Palm Beach Tan!

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

Seriously. All we talk about is Russia these days, especially the shit dudes who run it or are run by it. I think it would be cathartic for American audiences to see Natasha Romonov crush a bust of Putin with her heel, deliver crucial evidence that our government has been compromised, ushering in our first female…

I hope to God one of her wigs is an afro!

Proud Mary

Uh, Minions are yellow, not white. Fucking racist.

I had not and will now be paranoid. Yay...

I have mild OCD and not in the “I keep my house neat and tidy, I’m so OCD” way; In the I have taken a cab home from a bar to make sure the coffee maker was off knowing full well I hadn’t used it in at least week sort of way...

Then I got in the habit of taking a picture of the closed door every day. Being able to look at it was such a sweet relief.

I clicked on this story, thinking “What kind of nonsense will this be?” and I was totally and completely wrong. A simple and ingenious solution to a problem that has plagued me for years. Thank you!