purchased! lol

WHAT. THE. EVERLASTING. FUCK.

Congrats! You’re a bag that screams, “There’s an 85% chance that the sweet tea I’m drinking out of this mason jar is spiked with vodka!”

so sorry for your loss.

HELL YES!!!!!!!!

Yup, that’s grey alright... maybe he’ll tie it into a 50 shades of grey pick up line for a tinder date?

Ever seen Snowpiercer? That will make you regret eating protein bars again for the rest of your life! Yak!

um is that a young Chris Hemsworth I see??????

She’s pretty well known. I’m calling a fail on this one.

I just can’t even any more. FUCK this asshole.

Thank God, I don’t know how I’d get through the work days without you! For REALS!!!!

Oooooooooh that gave me ALL THE FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a Dateline special’s wet dream. Crazy ladies! Yoga! Fraud!

Disney Channel stars Dove Cameron and Ryan McCartan are engaged.

does anyone else think he looks like the kid playing young bruce wayne on gotham? just sayin’

FUCK THIS BITCH.

everyone i went to high school with in the 90s. that’s who. it was a time before water bottles were suspect. ah, the glory days.

The blue moon. it’s making everyone cray cray. real talk.