I don’t agree with you, but stars for “ he looked like that last remaining potato in the back of the drawer.”

Hot Like Charles Bronson is an excellent band name.

Adam Driver falls into the “sexy but not necessarily attractive” category for me. His voice and the way he speaks really does it for me. I’d honestly do him so dirty he’d forget his own name for a few days. The emo, broody schtick hasn’t done it for me since I was a teenager but I’d give Kylo Ren the best 40 minutes…

I just listened to “Breakdown” and “The Roof” today and now I am feeling some kind of way.

This whole thing read like a fever dream. I saw the video of you two hugging and I still think you hallucinated it.

This is meta as fuck. Also, her faux “graciousness” toward you is my new spirit animal.

That was no fainting from the heat of the lights. This woman is used to stage lights, heavy wigs, makeup, etc...

Much like The Beastie Boys his lyrics may have evolved as he’s matured. Just because he spouted misogynist bullshit at 20 doesn’t make him one currently. (I honestly don’t know anything about the current content of his lyrics.) Full disclosure: I’m from Detroit where he places just behind Bob Seger as our most low key…

Mercy can be found in the courts and the confessionals, never the comment section. The internet never forgets, nor forgives.

TIRSHA: DUMP HIM!!! YOU CAN DO BETTER GIRL!!!!!!!!

I kind of feel like “I met his mother” got glossed over here. What’s THAT story?

Am I wrong in kinda wanting the girl who used to date A-Hole to absolutely nuke his marriage? I mean, how else will he learn anything??

If I were mrs hole I would want to know. Better to know before having more kids/spending more time with him.

Kevin, I’m terribly glad to see another of your Peanuts articles. They’ve consistently been enjoyable and insightful - I’d never considered Marcy as deeply as you did, and I’d forgotten a lot of Peppermint Patty’s less surface characteristics. Hope you’ve got more in the pipeline!

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

It’s like she’s Joan of Arc(adia)!

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.