“#RaisedRight”

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Every once in awhile I check google to see if Devon Sawa is still alive. Thank you. I can now put it off again til like 2020.

All I ever wanted was to be Christina Ricci in Casper so I could make out with Devon Sawa.

AND SPEAKING OF DEVON SAWA!!!

Devon reports that he and co-star Christina Ricci were never romantically involved, despite playing opposite one another in two excellent kid/coming-of-age movies.

This has been your Devon Sawa Update!

It’s unclear how Donald Trump will respond to the torturing death of an American citizen at the hands of an autocratic and brutal regime

“...told the NYT that he everyone seemed more mature and “had kind of a professional attitude” as they stepped onto the riverboat...”

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

This should be fun. When under pressure, Trump always keeps a level head and makes smart, well thought out decisions that he has discussed with several other equally calm and thoughtful individuals. So I guess it will either be fun, or something the crazy people who live in bunkers and survive can point back to as…

Donald...

is jezebel going to review claws? if you already have, i’m sorry. i just watched my first episode and would love for there to be more talk generated about the show

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Um, I’m going to call bullshit on much of Debra Messing’s “allergies”.

I have been to Siesta Beach; I do not believe this man when he says he has found a better beach. Impossible. Can’t be done.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

I’m listening to the song right now and I gotta say - This is good pop music.

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.