[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]
Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”
I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”
It is! I HATE that latex dress everyone else seems to love so much (said it once, I’ll say it again: it looks like a shapeless garbage bag made of melted Twizzlers) but that pink dress is absolutely stunning.
I’ve been doing it for months. I don’t understand why Cooper just started.
If you ever try to dig for clams with your bare hands (which I have done), you can actually feel them pull away from you and try to escape deeper into the sand. It’s kinda amazing since you usually don’t think of clams as particularly mobile.
I’m going to hell because I can’t stop laughing.
How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?
we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?
1. The coffin lid was open
I love Wanda so much.
That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.
Reading this description of purchase heaven enabled by disposable income my only advice is: ladies, don’t get married and (most importantly) don’t procreate. For ost women that’s when such consumerist fun flies out the window.