I had not and will now be paranoid. Yay...

I love that you reference KITH but hate that you have to explain what it was.....sigh

I have mild OCD and not in the “I keep my house neat and tidy, I’m so OCD” way; In the I have taken a cab home from a bar to make sure the coffee maker was off knowing full well I hadn’t used it in at least week sort of way...

Then I got in the habit of taking a picture of the closed door every day. Being able to look at it was such a sweet relief.

This is possibly the greatest idea I have seen on this website. I always worry that I left a door unlocked or left the garage door open when I KNOW that I didn’t but that doesn’t stop me from worrying. I am definitely going to use this.

I clicked on this story, thinking “What kind of nonsense will this be?” and I was totally and completely wrong. A simple and ingenious solution to a problem that has plagued me for years. Thank you!

You’re reading an article that might spoiI movies coming out a year from now, but you’re angry that they gave a minor spoiler for a movie that came out last week?

“#RaisedRight”

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Everything about this article, with the exception of those shitty stickers, is

Every once in awhile I check google to see if Devon Sawa is still alive. Thank you. I can now put it off again til like 2020.

All I ever wanted was to be Christina Ricci in Casper so I could make out with Devon Sawa.

AND SPEAKING OF DEVON SAWA!!!

Devon reports that he and co-star Christina Ricci were never romantically involved, despite playing opposite one another in two excellent kid/coming-of-age movies.

This has been your Devon Sawa Update!

It’s unclear how Donald Trump will respond to the torturing death of an American citizen at the hands of an autocratic and brutal regime

“...told the NYT that he everyone seemed more mature and “had kind of a professional attitude” as they stepped onto the riverboat...”

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

This should be fun. When under pressure, Trump always keeps a level head and makes smart, well thought out decisions that he has discussed with several other equally calm and thoughtful individuals. So I guess it will either be fun, or something the crazy people who live in bunkers and survive can point back to as…

Donald...

is jezebel going to review claws? if you already have, i’m sorry. i just watched my first episode and would love for there to be more talk generated about the show