I have been to Siesta Beach; I do not believe this man when he says he has found a better beach. Impossible. Can’t be done.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

I’m listening to the song right now and I gotta say - This is good pop music.

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.

I’ve had a crush on Chris Cornell since I was 12.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

i can’t express why, but this picture makes me want to cry. i love how he’s looking at her like she’s the best (she is).

It is! I HATE that latex dress everyone else seems to love so much (said it once, I’ll say it again: it looks like a shapeless garbage bag made of melted Twizzlers) but that pink dress is absolutely stunning.

I’ve been doing it for months. I don’t understand why Cooper just started.