1. The coffin lid was open

I love Wanda so much.

This song has grown on me. It’s such an old school type ballad. I love it now.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”

Reading this description of purchase heaven enabled by disposable income my only advice is: ladies, don’t get married and (most importantly) don’t procreate. For ost women that’s when such consumerist fun flies out the window.

Ryan Seacrest is The Worst™ and is already everywhere. This news gives me a sad.

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

Some of us, including Melania, were holding out hope that he would die or something.

Do you remember when people used to say that 2016 was the worst year and that they could not wait for the 2017?

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

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Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

Let me get this straight. Man drops some artwork downtown in form of protest. City loves it and permanently adopts artwork. Another artest drops a different piece of art near the first one as a form of protest/tribute and the first artist is now complaining about his copywrite?

The lawyers were told to leave the settlement check on the nightstand.

I still would. I CAN’T HELP IT.

Dude! Surprised she would be so blunt? She’s Jackie Kennedy Onassis. Of course he’ll say yes. Plus people were probably intimidated to ask her out. Get it! I have mixed feeling about Alec, but would probably have at least banged him back then.