I’ve been doing it for months. I don’t understand why Cooper just started.

If you ever try to dig for clams with your bare hands (which I have done), you can actually feel them pull away from you and try to escape deeper into the sand. It’s kinda amazing since you usually don’t think of clams as particularly mobile.

I’m going to hell because I can’t stop laughing.

How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

1. The coffin lid was open

I love Wanda so much.

This song has grown on me. It’s such an old school type ballad. I love it now.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”

Reading this description of purchase heaven enabled by disposable income my only advice is: ladies, don’t get married and (most importantly) don’t procreate. For ost women that’s when such consumerist fun flies out the window.

Ryan Seacrest is The Worst™ and is already everywhere. This news gives me a sad.

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

Some of us, including Melania, were holding out hope that he would die or something.

Do you remember when people used to say that 2016 was the worst year and that they could not wait for the 2017?

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

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Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.