They're bad. Also gin smells like cat piss.

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

He’s making the announcement now so he can eat up as much clock as possible before taking a final shot.

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

I have nothing to base this on except my subjective tastes (which are objectively fucking great, people!), but I am genuinely enjoying Vince Vaughn in this.

Well, um. Hmm.

Since when did Abe Simpson become a boxing referee?

NOT EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO LOOKED AT IT ON THE INTERNET

Holy hell, Bob, rough day?!

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

I don’t know about Best or Worst Dressed, but seems like Adam Silver should win Least Qualified Basketball Holder...

Must be a good group of character guys: not even in the league yet, but they’re already helping to make that kid in the center’s wish come true

Winslow looks fresh.

As a Sixer’s fan I am excited that no one in this draft has recently suffered a devastating leg injury.

There is no relation between what the Knicks do and the amount of boos.

While it is very grating when someone uses their personality type as an excuse for bad behavior, I still find the introvert/extrovert “nonsense” to be a useful framework— or at the very least, a starting point— for talking about, describing, and understanding myself and other people.

One of the things I found most…

100% he was just trying to impress the blond ballgirl, right?