Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.

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in the 7 years before Morey was hired, the Rockets made the playoffs twice and had a losing record three times.

Yams has been posterized and is now featured on your local SPCA's "recently deceased" board.

It was neither a mistake nor an oversight. The murders fell under the jurisdiction of the State police, who filed all of the reports in that case. The listing was about crimes the individual local jurisdictions throughout the state had filed.

I have two words for you: Quadcopter battle.

Yep, it is. Honestly, I think the game would feel far more crippled without that risk.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

That one dude had 21 points scored on him by a literal baby.

Considering the only meaningful relationships in my life are books, about as long as it takes to drain the battery on my Kindle.

This isn't exactly a substitute for Bear Friday, because koalas aren't actually bears, but I thought this lil' guy was cute as hell.

Ya mon

He's doing fine. He did say "fuck" right in a little four-year-old girl's face during a staff meeting yesterday, though.

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I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

The NFL basically broke the union in 1987. That strike was an unmitigated disaster for the NFLPA. The union has never recovered. At one point the union actually did de-certify and become a "professional organization" instead.