Because oftentimes dudes have so little respect for women that they won't back off unless they know there is another dude involved.

Just hand them a stack of 6 seasons of DVDs (and a theatrical release nobody wants) of Entourage.

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I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

/throws ball into elliptical machines

One potential problem is that by having so many players on the goal line you're negating offside, allowing attacking players to stand close to the goal, or wherever they want.

Just pass the ball, change the angle, and shoot. You're as likely to get a handball as anything.

god, shut the fuck up

My take-away from this article is that Mike Madson, Rob Demovsky, and Bart Hubbuch must be insufferable douches.

He's mastered the art of being a dickhead, but he's still so damn likable

Roger Goodell, the senator's son, has never held a job outside of the NFL. Is it any wonder he has zero sense of perspective and carries with him a huge amount of arrogance and douchebaggery?

Roger's follies have honestly made it so I can't even watch football without thinking of all of the sport's inherent flaws and surrounding issues. So, in short, he has made me a more critical thinker about the game I love so much. I can't just turn my brain off and watch anymore.

Zlatan is the fucking best.

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears.

Too many witnesses.

Hold up. Fuck this guy. That bear shoulda slapped the shit out of that toolbox.

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away.

1st half, deflated footballs: 1 TD, 1 INT