Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

God, you should have seen the rioting last year over tzatziki.

Oh and! These are snacks. Next year we'll do hot/more substantial foodstuffs like Pizza Rolls. Don't think I haven't noticed the Pizza Rolls people yelling down thar in the grays.

Cheese and crackers may very well be the best goddamn food on the planet, and it's losing to something Taco Bell uses as a gimmicky vehicle for limp lettuce, beef sludge, and shreds of cold cheese-like substance. Fuck outta here.

1. Kettle Chips

After the Tzatziki debacle last year, I no longer have confidence in the voting process.

And here I thought the most contentious articles of the year would be about race relations.

There are no hot snacks on this list? If there was Totinos Pizza Rolls would be the clear cut winner.

Kyle Wagner already wrote the post that it's happening.

Yeah Mayor Dog has plenty of chill.

1. No, MLS is not a "murky backwater." It also isn't some sort of retirement home. It is, and will continue to be, the chief reason that American soccer is better than it was in the past.

nope, Defoe's career is over, its stated as fact by Greg

Altidore's homecoming after six and a half years abroad is not only a spectacular individual failure, but an indictment of American soccer.

I'd argue that most players are in the leagues they're in because it's best for their bank account. Cesc Fabregas isn't at Chelsea out of a sense of charity. You get to be "the best league in the world" (and I don't deny that this is still decades away for MLS) by paying for talent.

Deadspin on ESPN: FIRST TAKE IS SO HYPERBOLIC RIGHT GUYS WHAT KIND OF SUCKERS WATCH THIS STUFF
Deadspin on MLS: Oh fuck, I missed my click quota today. I don't know. Shit dude. MLS fans are a defensive community and this shit will spread like wildfire, right? MLS IS MEDIOCRE AND EVERY AMERICAN THAT COMES HOME IS A…

To show this little understanding of the difference between how "name" players (Gerrard, Jones, Keane, Beckham, etc) and the rest of the league operate is to either be willfully ignorant or willfully trolling. The site has spoken well of MLS in the past, so this is clearly just trolling.

To sports writers, MLS is the Brangelina of the sports world. "What does it mean?" "Are they happy?" Is it a success or is it over?"

Another anti-MLS article on Deadspin. The sky is still blue, and grass is still green.

I'm a TFC supporter.