So the guy with the camouflage hat, old sweatshirt under his jersey and stone washed jeans is the Nebraska fan?

Understand that NEB spits out 5K grads a year, many of which decamp to the four corners of the earth, where they proclaim their Cornhuskerism loudly and incessantly. They are not dangerous, but they are absolutely one of the most blinkered, obnoxious fan bases afoot.

also, PFTC. With all respect to Jon Hamm, Sean, Tom and Albert, the first Deadspin commenter to make good.

Dan Le Batard and his Baseball Hall of Fame ballot.

I wish I had some clarity on whether or not this bear was cool or good or smart of a combination thereof.

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

How do you explain this "hands up" thing, he wanted to know, to the children?

That is a travel.

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

All those dogs are dead now.