Did you expect El-P to interrupt Killer Mike, a black man, talking about how much it sucks to be black in America? It's kind of a weird characterization of him in this article...

Killer Mike for Pres.

"...from there it gets a little confusing in the testimonies of the witnesses and Wilson."

Context my man. MLK said, "Riots are the voice of the unheard." Personally, I don't believe he was advocating riots. It's more of a statement of fact. When you see rioting, it is the bi-product of dysfunction, and we need to look for the reasons why. But what the fuck do I know.

killer mike is the fuckin best

The fact that nobody asked a question like "Are you a doo doo head?" is a sure sign of the decline of our American society.

"Did you guys see how many treats I ate? I really think I did well!"

It's an obedience test more than an agility test. That being said, I'm team retriever all the way. She's just channeling her inner Patti Smith and doing whatever the fuck she wants.

He knows you can't eat a trophy.

I like the last few seconds when the dog looks back at the cone like "Can I eat that? I think I can eat that."

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Weird, every time I try to create a player named Fernando Torres the game freezes up and flies 12 feet to the left.

I guess when it comes to a black person trusting police, it really does take a leap of faith.

Funny thing is, pretty much every time a Getty photographer goes to a Lakers game, there's a new batch of photos of Kobe lookin' sad.

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

Probably in the same gang as DeSean Jackson. Very disappointing.