I was put on the Exempt/Commissioner's Permission List as a kid and I turned out just fine. My parents did it out of love.

Next week will be even crazier

Just hearsay and allegations. And I signed a plea-bargain. Once again, not true.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

No mention of Bedoya plugging along for Nantes?

I only tuned in for about two minutes but I saw Delachaise straight wrecking a weak-ass chihuahua.

Come on America, salsa v. guac is the matchup we need and deserve. Or maybe we deserve buffalo chicken dip, beside it's awful and we're awful.

This is kind of like the MVP versus Best Player debate. Is it the person who is the best overall or most valuable to their team? I mean if I walk into a Super Bowl party and there is no Queso or Buffalo dip, I would be OK with that-would be nice to have them but its surviveable. But if you walk into a party and there…

how the fuck did seven layer not make the semis? This is some bullshit. Fucking Velveeta paying you guys for this? Sponsored post?

Closest Buffalo has come to a championship in decades.

This is unconscionable. Guy Fieri probably wouldn't eat Buffalo chicken dip.

FUCK ALL OF YOU! 99.9% of voters of Buffalo Chik dip have never even eaten it. Stop pulling your pud on the idea of that dip and do the right thing for once and vote for Salsa. You are the reason we can't have nice things anymore.

This is too much. The people can't take it. Women are crying, children are confused, grown men are asking "why?"

I would like to go back to round 1 where I predicted the final four:

I feel like Queso is getting hamstrung by being labeled with Velveeta/Rotel. Chile con Queso is what I'd call it.

Queso is not the same as Velveeta & Ro*Tel, but both are better than onion dip. If you disagree, it's because you either have no taste buds or you hate America.

Quit trying to bring down the machine just because tzatiki lost.