Oh my god, what if you dipped into pizza dip and then dipped your dipped item into ranch? It would be like white-trash inception.

Velveeta vs. Ranch Dip? Can I vote to saw my own head off?

Because it is fucking delicious and unnecessary. Two qualities I look for in a party dip. FUCK YOUR BAIT FLAVORED DIP.

You guys are on crack for even making Ranch a 2 seed.

What is "Pub Cheese"? Sounds like code for "you're going to need a penicillin shot."

I knew this was coming the second I laid eyes on the bracket. Damnit, Jolie. I had actual guilt — actual Catholic guilt — over the onion dip v. pub cheese battle. I know the onion dip is gonna win but that's not the point. I also know they are both - objectively - hideous foodstuffs with no redeeming qualities…

18% of you prefer mango salsa to regular salsa. For comparison

this dip bracket is literally the most important thing in my life right now. if this thing ends up taking a bad turn, it could end my marriage.

Chipotle Sale beat Salsa Verde? Fucking savages.

commits seppuku

Seriously. I just picture lunatics attacking some poor baked potato with chips.

Fun fact, rednecks consider 7 layer dip a foreign food.

I'm already dreading the inevitable Onion vs Guac showdown.

Honestly, I don't even understand what "Loaded Baked Potato Dip" is.

How? How is chipotle beating pico de gallo?! Goddamit, getting by salsa verde was bad enough, you people are philistines!

You know, you may be onto something. I can see it now: Marinara sauce dip. Vodka sauce dip. Pesto dip. Burneko, you're a genius (aside from your buffalo chicken dip hatred).

I WILL NOT BE MOLLIFIED UNTIL TZATZIKI'S DIGNITY IS RESTORED

Here's hoping Albert's favorite, crab dip, goes down in flames against the powerhouse that is the seven layer dip.

I would be OK with Pettine. As passionate as Browns fans are, they need to accept the fact that this is not a desirable job.

I don't care what anybody says. That guys fucking cool.