If you look like Al Borland, shouldn’t you exclusively wear flannel? Very confused by this list.

We all know Samer’s greatest fear is now William Turton.

Cockroaches utterly terrify me.

HIRE ZACH LOWE!!!!!!!!

RIP Samer.

Baseball is bad and boring and meanwhile Steph Curry is putting up 20 points in the first quarter of the first game of the season.

No Academy Award love for Sicario, besides del Toro? I thought it was fantastic.

Yeah, and I think The Life Aquatic has actually aged pretty well.

Yup, Berry doesn’t even write those fantasy free agent articles anymore.

All I want in life is for this monster to fight the winner of Canelo-Cotto.

When you call her, make sure you say the first part long and the second part short.

Dogs don’t have agency and don’t choose to fight for sport?

Billy wouldn’t have seen that goal. He doesn’t follow MLS. Which apparently qualifies him to write about it once a week.

Thanks for your 30th article about a league you admit you don’t follow.

I’ve never seen any evidence for the thesis that Klinsmann revamped Germany’s youth system, and I don’t see any evidence that he’s doing anything differently here. The idea that we shouldn’t expect any progress at all in 4 years is kind of baffling to me. Just point to /something/ that shows teams are playing…

Ridiculous comparison. We were the best team in CONCACAF for the past 8 years. Now we’re losing 4 games in a row to CONCACAF opponents, at home. This is not an Italy/Andorra situation. This is a soccer nation regressing in front of our eyes.

Exactly this.

This conveniently leaves out that Klinsmann is also technical director. If the player pool is thin or underdeveloped, that’s also on him.

Man, Fight Night Champion was so good.

FIFA 16 or Pro Evo? This is the first year in awhile that I’m having trouble deciding. Seems like PES has caught up.