Me too. I lost my best friend because he married someone like that.

That's horrifying.

I don't want to be identified, so I won't go into much detail, except that it was incredibly public. I had previously made some flip comment about wanting "everyone" to be there to witness it—meaning all our close friends and family. He took it very, very literally. I am shy and have anxiety issues, and I was…

As someone who ended up with a viral marriage proposal, I endorse this wholeheartedly. The second time around it was on a boat dock in a park, just the two of us and the moon, and it was MUCH better.

Dang!

If you hate it here so much, you know where the door is.

Ok. Generally? No. I tend to take assault victims' word for it. The difference is that the overwhelmingly vast majority are not here accusing anyone by name, especially not someone very famous.

Exactly. After Xenogears, I didn't play another rpg for 5 years because I knew nothing could live up to it, even considering its limitations. Could be one of the best games ever made if they'd fix the second disc.

What the fuck is this dry wedding bullshit?

Pretty hard if you're short. Tall people may be able to sit upright at 90 degrees for hours but because of where the headrest is, I have to recline and use blankets to even get to that.

Not a movie, but Futurama. The first time I saw it, I had just watched three seasons of the Simpsons and hated it, because that was the sort of humor I was expecting and was really disappointed. It wasn't until a few years later that i gave it a chance with someone else who had convinced me to think of it completely…

And Red Dwarf!

*unless you're pear shaped. Then you look like you've put on 30 lbs. If you don't believe me, let's go to Macys and I will prove it. You can keep them!

YES. The only thing skinny jeans do for me is raise my disposable income level—I've given up on buying jeans at all. I'm just going to ride it out in my years old boot cuts until this does finally pass.

um, possibly because most Disney princesses are underage?

You missed one of the worst ones-Halloween. Every August, I have a great idea for a costume I could assemble for $10 from thrift stores and ebay. And every October 30th, I'm standing in some crowded pop-up store with $100 worth of costume-no-one-else-wanted.

Some of the girls were from a bar.

Know what else is dangerous and expensive? Giving birth. An abortion costs next to nothing compared to the cost of a traditional hospital birth, and that's without complications, c-sections, pre and post natal appointments, etc. Plus the possibility of lingering and long lasting complications with regards to the…

As a pro-choice, pro-gun, fiscally conservative liberal-bordering-on-socialist Christian, I am most definitely not your people, but I am very well acquainted with what that's like. (No one talks about the religious left, but we do exist and most of us actually like science!)

Yeah. At no point do I ever consider 4 inch heels a component of a SAHM day off. Or day on for that matter. Hell, they're not part of my day off and I don't have kids!