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I should really give up smoking.

I have often wondered what it would be like to live to 70, accept that you're very near the end now, it's coming so very soon... and then you live for another fifty years.

Here's something I've always wondered: does "sha-mon" actually mean anything? Or is it just an exclamation? I feel like I already know the answer to this question but I wanted to ask anyway.

Making movies making songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WOOOOOOORLD

We used to call people and just flush the toilet. We thought we were hysterical. Call ID ruined everything.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

Huh, at every college I've ever seen the student union is just a study hall, basically. I've never heard of it being an entity that takes any kind of action. That would be cool though.

It's time for you to leave. And it's going to be hard. Odds are that she's going to pull every trick in the book to keep you around. She'll guilt-trip you about leaving her all alone. She'll call you weak and selfish, and insist that you're the one who's fucked up and list way after way that she's "supported" you. I…

Now, I am simply trying to find a job. She says is OK, that I need to find one, but when I am starting the job, she gets angry and threatens to leave me if I don't come back. I come back, and she judges me about being lazy and not having one. I should also mention, she does have a job, which took her some time to get…

As a semi-old, I do not understand fleek, not do I want to. I will continue to use whatever words were popular on the '80s & '90s and leave it at that.

On Fleek is one of the most annoying phrases to become popular in the past few years. I wouldn't be sad if I never heard it again.

I'm starting to regret getting back on Teamocil...

Here's the thing....

You're not supposed to talk about that.

So.... If ... Triglyceride (C ₅₅H₁₀₄O₆) + 78O₂→ 55CO₂ + 52H₂O + energy. What I'm reading is that I'm not fat, I'm just sequestering carbon dioxide and helping the environment?? << Can I please use that as an excuse for not going to the gym!

This is the crux of the existential crisis I'm currently experiencing. I have a FT job (not corporate, but non-profit, and if you've ever worked in the non-profit sector you know they freakin eat your lunch when it comes to personal time). I enjoy what I do, and I get a sense of purpose out of it. However, I also…