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Here's something I've always wondered: does "sha-mon" actually mean anything? Or is it just an exclamation? I feel like I already know the answer to this question but I wanted to ask anyway.

Making movies making songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WOOOOOOORLD

We used to call people and just flush the toilet. We thought we were hysterical. Call ID ruined everything.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

Huh, at every college I've ever seen the student union is just a study hall, basically. I've never heard of it being an entity that takes any kind of action. That would be cool though.

It's time for you to leave. And it's going to be hard. Odds are that she's going to pull every trick in the book to keep you around. She'll guilt-trip you about leaving her all alone. She'll call you weak and selfish, and insist that you're the one who's fucked up and list way after way that she's "supported" you. I…

Now, I am simply trying to find a job. She says is OK, that I need to find one, but when I am starting the job, she gets angry and threatens to leave me if I don't come back. I come back, and she judges me about being lazy and not having one. I should also mention, she does have a job, which took her some time to get…

As a semi-old, I do not understand fleek, not do I want to. I will continue to use whatever words were popular on the '80s & '90s and leave it at that.

On Fleek is one of the most annoying phrases to become popular in the past few years. I wouldn't be sad if I never heard it again.

NOT BLACKADDER! NO! IT'S MY FAVORITE! Surely we can come up with a cunning plan to save it?

There are some things I just can't find online that I want to watch. Netflix makes it miles easier to watch most things people want.

See what you did, Republicans? Lack of funding for science education is hurting small business now.

i think a lot of americans genuinely don't know or understand how insurance works in most of europe. or they don't believe it's that good.

One of my friends (europe) broke his leg in the states - flew back with basically no care to go to the hospital here since he would have had to pay a loooot of money in the states according to him. I think many americans would change their opinion about healthcare if they would live in europe for some time, I…

Does anyone else have that horrible Friends phenomenon of realizing that you're older than they are meant to be and freaking out? They seemed SO GROWN UP when I was a teenager.

This is the crux of the existential crisis I'm currently experiencing. I have a FT job (not corporate, but non-profit, and if you've ever worked in the non-profit sector you know they freakin eat your lunch when it comes to personal time). I enjoy what I do, and I get a sense of purpose out of it. However, I also…

Ok, the regulars around here know this but for the rest of you, my day job (when I'm not plotting to remake the world in my much more sensible image) is as a medical oncologist in the suburbs of Chicago. As such, I have to say this is one of the best posts I have ever read. The only thing I would add is clinical…