What? Why?? Maybe you're being hyperbolic, and that's fine if you are, but I hope you aren't tipping 15 percent to people who are actually dreadful.

Oh HELL no.

Amen. The Calphalon we registered for didn't replace last year's model Calphalon. It replaced off brand lime green skillets with the Teflon starting to crack that we got at Ross two years ago.

Because then they would fall right the fuck off and you'd be able to see everything anyway?

That's why I said more of. The thing to do would be get some counseling, but if we're assuming he is going for one of the nuclear options, divorce > cheating IMO.

Or he could just grow a set of nuts and serve her some papers like (more of) a real man.

I'm a feminist and my marriage is a total 50/50 partnership. I even cook. Maybe you ought to look beyond the MRA/Fox News definition of the term?

I ask to be reseated now and again. Mostly because a decline in willingness among some people to actually parent their offspring has coincided with servers' more and more frequent assumption that my childless husband and I want to be seated next to said offspring.

yup. Worst ending ever, though.

THANK YOU. What I hate is when people who fat - shame are the same ones who talk about how we all should just eat the regular cheese/whole milk/full sugar soda/nonlowfat dressing because that is what they do and it's obviously ok because they've been sitting at 115 since high school and don't you know it's the…