Careful son, that’s libel. He might just Ndamukong Sue.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

word is the Rebels are EXTREMELY happy that no flag went down

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

LOL, if you think that pitch was anything other than a wild pitch that unfortunately hit Holliday in the head, then I don’t know what game you were watching, but it wasn’t yesterday’s game.

Giants Stadium had this tray system in the early 00’s. It was removed and replaced with (eventually) fieldturf for the exact same reasons.

You should really look at the breakdown of tax income by county some time, then look at how those counties vote. Lucky for you, its all publicly posted. So do some fucking research.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

They moved 20 miles west. To get there, you don’t need to go over a bridge, through a tunnel, or hop on a plane. The roster is exactly the same, and fuck the Rangers.

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

The biggest problem that I had with Week 1 was not seeing enough about DraftKings or FanDuel. How much money is available? Is it real money? Who can win? Have there been a lot of winners?

The world may never know.

SLADE: Hello, my name is Slade and I’m an alcoholic.

Vikings ball. They’re on their 20 yard line, as is legislated in the rules of the game. OK ... Vikings have a first down through a tidy pass. Cameras focused on Adrian Peterson. Good shiny head on him. The Vikings are first and 10. Bridgewater throws a fine spiral to ... a man. Brettling. Easy take on his knees, and…

Top stuff from Fabulous Phil Dawson who nails a field goal and heads off for a well earned rest. Ha. Good luck to him. Forty years old, booting the pill between two big sticks for pretty good coin, better than working.

Damn. Wait a second...... football might suck