I love the pearl clutching about this show on The Concourse. In comparison to the actual examination, and review, you get on Io9 it’s a nice bit of Monday morning comedy. Seriously some of y’all sound like a bunch of babies getting this worked up over a fucking fantasy television show that's always been this dark and…

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

In the style of the side they both love, this was a whole lot of back and forth never reaching a goal.

Fuck those two ladies. Fuck the people standing around watching. Fuck the moon. Fuck squirrels. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck everything.

Colin Cowherd has always thought the Turn Ahead the Clock Night uniforms were “actually kinda cool.”

Well there’s not much that can be done about it now, no sense in getting all Thierry-eyed about it.

“Oh my god.”

Did you say Joey Gallo? Gallo with a ‘G’? Joey Gallo is dead! I’m Joey Callo, C-A-L-L-O!

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I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

He could have been talking about a different LeBron.

After years of lurking I actually had to sign up to post this. Are you all too young to remember the grandaddy of them all? The alpha and omega of sports gifs — or really all gifs. The richness and character development of this one is unparalleled — with a great (fake) backstory, too:

The best is clearly Jags Guy.

“We put a lot of time looking into character and factors that go into selection and retention of players. Color’s never been one of them. But since ‘black’ is by definition ‘the absence of color,’ we absolutely take it into consideration.”

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Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

Must have been somebody charging the mound.