The guy’s got his mask off and is yelling at the dugout. Harper was in the box, ready to play the game, when this guy decides the game’s going to be all about him and start yelling at the dugout....but I’m sure he gave a shit about the pace of play rules then. Harper’s telling him, yeah, I was in the fucking box…

Did you watch what happened at all? Harper’s ball/strike complaint was a one-liner, and the ump was ready to move on, because that shit happens all the time, because umps and players are grown-ups.

That’s BS. The same train of thought could be applied to Hudson. Like batters never mumble about a called strike and like batters never step out of the box when play is not in order(in this case, play not in order due to the umpire). “FIRST TIME EVER IN HISTORY”

In the end, it was the ump that made a scene bigger than…

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our…

Having Delonte West as a step-grandfather would be pretty awkward.

Out of ideas? That premise is ludicrous. The rest of the post could have the recipe for cold fusion and the cure for cancer and you would still sound like an idiot.

This is very Slate-y.

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

That’s just an insect on the lens of the camera.

I’m a vet. A USMC combat vet at that. I do not give a shit about this.

Imagine having the energy to give a fuck about this.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

So I saw this stuff on a Toyota commercial and thought just how stupid do you have to be on a run, gasping for air, and then let people throw paint dust at you? 10 years from now you’re like a coal miner with black lung, except yours are colorful.

Kent Brockman is perhaps the most underrated character on the show. The couple times they're flashing back and have him change his name to go with the times- "Kenny Brockelstein!" crack me up harder than they should.

Hey Pittsburgh Penguins, you just got your asses kicked by a bunch of goddamn nerds. NERDS!!

Mr. Jastremski would sometimes work out and bulk up — he is a slender guy and his goal was to get to 200 pounds. Mr. McNally is a big fellow and had the opposite goal: to lose weight. “Deflate” was a term they used to refer to losing weight.

This is like Christmas come early. I honestly don’t know how they could have made this worse. They look dumber, and more guilty, than ever.

Normally I would have agreed but after the very touching last episode for Futurama, I honestly want them to leave it be. Die a hero before it becomes the villain.

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.