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That’s what happens when you stop for Arby’s.

I think because one offense is directly related to the game and the other is outside of the scope of the game?

[writes down $2,581]

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

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Yeah, but it shows baseball players having a sense of humor which probably breaks another unwritten rule.

He’s joking about fucking Tom by inflating them. He will actually be doing the opposite. That’s 100% obvious, dude.

Well if there are no charges you don’t want to be la’te wooing him

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

And shoves gold out almost completely. They’re the 49ers. They are literally named after people looking for gold. I guess we are meant to content ourselves with the only gold on the jersey:

I dunno. Haughtiness is a special brand of dipshit. Whitlock is the pompous blowhard variety of dipshit, but I doubt he’s bringin’ the haiku to Undefeated, or super cute nicknames for sports teams that show off his mighty intellect: “Verily the square root of 49 is 7 so henceforth the San Francisco Football team shall

In communist russia the pole positions you

Even more troubling is that if Pizza Boli’s is closed, I don’t see how any runs will be produced in the stadium today.

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

Love em, ‘you wanna be a big cop in a small town fcuk off down the model village’ just gets me every single time lol

Hot fuzz at the level of Casablanca?

My name is Bartolo Colon, you ate my sandwich. Prepare to die.

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.

Whole article could have been two words: Masturbate everywhere.