You’re right, I screwed that up, and I’ve corrected it above. My apologies for accidentally implying the Chargers were capable.

It’s just a Pagan ritual.

Love it! Let's be offended by EVERYTHING!

And Tim Tebow! And Donovan McNabb! And Fran Tarkenton! And blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget about the Sam Bradford, Nick Foles, Tim Tebow, Donovan McNabb, and Fran Tarkenton!

It doesn't help that Kevin Hart just isn't funny.

What percent of the time would you say Alison Brie is on screen? If it's less than 3%, not worth the slog through what I'm sure is a pretty bad movie. But if she appears enough...might be worth it.

I grew up 100% not believing in ghosts. Then when I was 15 and off at boarding school, my parents moved into an old house that had been empty for a while. I came home from school, and some of our good friends were visiting. The house is long, and all one-story, except for my bedroom and bathroom, which basically…

God save us.

Fuck the team. Seriously, fuck the team, he owes them less than nothing.

The 49ers could and would have cut him tomorrow if they found a comparable player who could save them a dollar. The players owe no loyalty to the teams.

Yup, these are his readers.

I think it's hilarious. It exposes how incestuous the relationship is that exists between the agent and team and "journalist" only interested in scoops. It's as hilarious as the relationship that existed growing up between me and my uncle. Hilarious may be the wrong word.

Fuck Eric Striker. He's a linebacker on a D-I football team. What does he know about the plight of people who have to pay someone to be their friend?

[INT. - An Oakland hospital room, March 1985]

That picture makes me hungry for pizza like 2 girls 1 cup made me hungry for chocolate ice cream.

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

Until he mentioned the dog, I was envisioning the writer walking in on girlfriend banging some college dude amongst the roses he had purchased. What a fucking story!!

We can expand this to people who play video games or movies on their mobile devices on airplanes (without headphones) too.