I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

The placement of Perd is high, an assesment of his worth as a character that holds that he is better than 27 characters, but worse than 3.

Matt, I have no doubt you're a baseball fan, which is why it surprises me that you've never thought that. You've never seen Freddy Garcia pitch and said "Ugh, c'mon just throw the damn ball." You'd never seen Garciaparra do that little shimmy with his batting gloves and said "Will you just get in the damn box." I…

"Rip out your eyeballs and disconnect your brain, because First Take is coming up next!"

First of all, fuck Twitter, this had got to be the shittiest way ever invented to tell a story.

Paul Lukas at Uni Watch has a pretty funny internal dialogue about these:

The Big Ten should've said they were slap-slap-slapping the coach with a fine, then the State College community would've ignored it.

I'll toss my hat in the ring to not really answer this one but provide a reason for why it appears that way. What Deadspin hates, above all, is sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting (and Darren Rovell, which amounts to the same thing). There is no greater example of said sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting than…

If you think these tributes are getting a little excessive, just wait. The Yankees are reserving their biggest celebration for A-Rod's final game.

"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"

Sounds like you have umlaut to say on the matter

This may be useful for out-of-towners, but I don't need to read a map to know that New York basketball is history.

21 years of sobriety would explain the shitty music.

Dear Electron,

Seriously. "I hit it with a wedge and it went up in the air and landed *on* the green! Drinks are on me!"

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

Berman is a blight on the fucking culture.

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