That seemed like an unbelievable stat, so I went to my laboratory and crunched some numbers.

I knew the Jets QB situation was fucked up, but I had no idea it was “thinking that Geno Smith getting his jaw broken in a locker room fight and out for 10 weeks could be a positive” type of fucked up.

I love when Keith gets pissed over lack of fundies but his sighing during long, extra inning games makes me laugh every time.

I don’t remember him actually saying whether or not Charleston should’ve been politicized.

Unless I am understanding the term “unique visitors” wrong, wouldn’t that explanation still be bullshit?

I’m sitting here at my desk giggling like an asshole just thinking of Manny’s interception. So stupid, so funny.

What a bunch of assholes.

Oh man, what’s that like? Must be awesome and freeing. I bet you started listening to a lot of Coldplay after this revelation.

Two things I’ve learned today

As a Mets fan, it boggles my mind when players hit home runs. I sometimes forget that hitting the ball over the fence is something you can do in this game.

That would be awesome if the next pitch was thrown before the ball lands. Not only would that be a lot more exciting but also less time for Berman to be an asshole.

Wow. Maybe I’m just drunk but that got a hearty guffaw out of me. Hearty!

The Knicks shitty luck in the draft lottery was pretty fun, but I have a feeling they are going to top themselves somehow tonight.

Sadly, that is a real person. It’s Mike in Montclair and his daily “NBA players are criminals” routine. The guy really hates the NBA but that doesn’t stop him from watching every night and then calling Francesa to talk about it.

To add on...Muhammad Ali won it in ‘97, Howard Cosell won in ‘95, just taking 5 seconds to Google Arthur Ashe award winners you would see that it has a history of not being given to “someone much closer to actively involved in sports”.

It took me many views to finally figure out who my favorite was and it is Popcorn Guy (second row, right hand side).

Don’t feel bad, I read this entire article thinking Tom was talking about Ransom.

Even if you put all the off the field stuff aside, this isn’t that surprising. The shelf life for a running back has become extremely short.

Yeah, I’m not really getting it.

It’s when a rich guy and his trophy wife have a daughter and that makes the daughter 1/2 trophy. So as a rule we just label her as trophy. Kind of like how we say Obama is black.