In this day and age, frankly I’m amazed people still recognize the oil can symbol and manual shift pattern for what they are.

Wipers blades.

oh cool! I was looking for someone who could do maintenance on my wiper blades.

Those seatbelt sleeves increase serious injury by moving the lap-belt up from the hip-bones and onto the torso.

Booster seats are a scam, anyways. They prey on America’s “child safety” paranoia. Boosters are a real pain in the butt to travel with, makes transporting adults a pain (when you have to move the booster out of the way so they can sit back there), and are expensive. Their biggest reason for existing is to move the kid…

I think I felt your seatbelt buckle.

Smell that delicious, delicious lobby money from the Auto dealers. Michigan is going to skull fuck itself out of future automotive investment if it plays hardball here and will deserve every bit of the backlash it gets.

It still surprises me how hundreds of people can agree that something hideous is actually good.
Because that’s essentially what happened.The designers,middle management,focus groups and upper management all somehow agreed this was a great idea.

“Prolapsed Assholes Are Still Sexy” -BMW

Can we talk about how the car has NO PHYSICAL BUTTONS. Having capacitive touch buttons on the steering wheel and dash is a god damn nightmare when driving. The temp and volume controls are sliders placed directly next to each other on the dash. I’m sure it’l be fun to try and lower the temp only to hit max volume on…

They still hadn’t yet gotten over the shock of someone approving them for credit.

The Nissan owners were too busy napping in those boring ass old cars to notice any problems.

Nice story. But the back looks way too big and goofy this way. 

I think the solution, if people want to end dangerous Cannonball runs, is to have the government sponsor a one time run that allows for a record so great that nobody can possibly come close to breaking it without having roads blocked and sponsored by the government, which will never happen again. It takes away the…

The Ads are out of control.

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Great read, David! But holy cow, reading a long article from this website on mobile is basically impossible. My phone spends minutes upon minutes loading an advertisement after every paragraph. 

This is a fantastic breakdown of the Y, David. Damned thorough. Bravo.

Did you forget that milk, cheese, butter, and ice cream taste good to humans? Can you propose a better solution to get the milk? 

In the example they offered at the end of the article, why can’t they hire a dude to cut the barrel cheese into smaller pieces and wrap them in plastic... kind of like every cheese is packaged at the grocery store? Or send their milk trucks to manufacturers who actually make that cheese in smaller packages. A…