You shouldn’t take psychedelics before writing these articles. It makes you seem unintelligent. 

There must be so much liberal negativity at the Jalopnik staff for you to put so much effort in negative reporting daily on Elon Musk or Tesla. Every time you losers write another anti-Tesla / anti-Musk article we pop another bottle of champagne in celebration that you liberals know you are finished. Keep on whining!…

What an intellectual you must be. 

There must be so much liberal negativity at the Jalopnik staff for you to put so much effort in reporting daily on Elon Musk. Every time you losers write another anti-Tesla / anti-Musk article we pop another bottle of champagne in celebration that you liberals know you are finished. Keep on whining! If you want to…

Loser. 

Don’t you dare defend Tesla on this website of whiny liberals who hate Elon Musk! They will rapidly silence your ability to comment as they do to everyone else who doesn’t support their liberal propaganda. Did you really think this is still a website about cars? lol

As you said, it has entirely to do with how these generally [high performance] cars are driven (and primarily by whom), and not the cars themselves. Very misleading article title, but of course this trash goes to the top of the Jalopnik landing page because it fits your embarrassingly pathetic Anti-Musk narrative.…

Jalopnik officially means Musk Derangement Syndrome. You pathetic whiny liberals ruined what used to be a good car website. Now it is just liberal political trash with boring, and often misleading, editorials. If you look at the landing page over the last few months it is nothing but Musk bashing. Objectively, he is…

Don’t quit your day job. 

Oh, wait, I forgot, it is a website for unsophisticated liberal boys who obsessively perseverate about Elon Musk.

This is a car website, right? 

The best thing about the Trump election win is seeing all you wacked out deranged liberals whining and crying. You guys are so pathetic. Look at the home page of Jalopnik. It is all Elon Musk derangement syndrome. I don’t think we need you unsophisticated blog writers telling Elon how to do his job, as you both have…

You think Trump had a chance of losing to Kamala? 😂

You are the most pathetic group of Elon haters. Articles like this on a car website are indicative of how desperate you pathetic people are. 

This is the best example of propaganda I have seen in years. 

The whining liberal Jalopnik staff looks so pathetic with article after article about Elon Musk bashing, every single day. Here are today’s moronic headlines:

How can you possibly claim that Musk’s views are “far right”? You and this cesspool of other leftist clowns on Jalopnik must be so far left that anything “not far left” seems “far right”.

Yeah, you do seem like an incel expert. Where do you freaks come from? 

Swift is a giant man sized dumbass with blonde hair. Totally repulsive unless you are attracted to men.

Not sure how simple minded an individual would have to be to find that funny, but I guess it does exist.