What a dumb thing to say. I don’t have to be quiet in a movie theater until everyone in the theater has earned my respect? No. Respect does not need to earned prior to acting civilized.

Just more proof that using Marijuana is a gateway to associating with the likes of the New England Patriots.

Weird that he named his daughter Alexander Bradley.

I read all of these tweets with the voice of the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Talked to at the Party, from SNL. That made them more tolerable.

How would you feel if your wife started telling people in the checkout line that you don’t wipe quite as thoroughly as she’d like? She isn’t wrong, but maybe you’d appreciate her not talking about your shit in public?

You guys are too hard on poor Jim. Cut the man some slacks.

If you can’t beat ‘em, poem.

If he were a good Christian he would have been found alive inside a boulder.

If this happens five more times, Barnes and Cousins are going to get banned from that club.

Biggus ... Dickus.

I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.

For wilfully turning a blind eye to young people hurting each other, Asiata faces a possible sentence of 20-40 years coaching college football.

<I just watched the video and found a new reason to fear for our country.>

If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.

Such insightful and intelligent ‘journalism’, Ashley. Post a bunch of candid pictures (maybe he’s just exhausted from the campaign, election night, etc... you think??), ignore context and then create your own self-serving narrative that he’s miserable or whatever. Let me try.. look at this depressed and miserable…

What made it a terrible decision? Your knowledge of Schwarber’s medical records and history? Your knowledge of medicine and ligaments in general? Your knowledge of baseball and Schwarber’s recovery regimen? Your knowledge of the Indians pitching and their gameplan against him? What specifically are you aware of that…

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

[Extremely Tim Marchman voice] GAH! Chicago!

Who on staff has the best balance? Can anyone ride a unicyle or walk on a tight rope?

He’s really gone Hollywood with that beard.