The greatest baseball prank is still Rick Manning having sex with Dennis Eckersley’s wife.

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

True, but he’s not doing this for votes in California. He’s doing it because he knows there will be violent democratic protesters that show up in droves and help drive his narrative that white people are under attack.

Anyone who drinks four double hop IPAs and then orders bread that is known to expand in your stomach has more to worry about than shitty comments. You need to worry about putting one leg in front of the other, and remembering to breath in AND out.

You should be going to bed at night sad because you starred your own post, but your reason suffices.

His attempts to reach Billy Football only led to an awkward conversation with Billy Joe Hobert.

What, did “Shillelagh McPotatofamine’s Olde Toyme Whiskey Doyve”close early?

Worton was charged with two counts of indecent assault and battery on a person age 14 and over, and one count of assault and battery.

If he’d punched one of the women or murdered the man, he’d be All Pro.

At least Keith Law’s columns won’t be paywalled at FS1.com.

brownout, n.

That’s all he wrote?

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

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Hewitt advances to face Dozingoff Ohmygodmomcantyouknock in the next round.

Hewitt’s next opponent? Colm Wragg.

Eli’s just sad that Mara won’t tell him why he won’t be able to visit the big farm upstate where Coughlin will get to run around with all his friends.