Hate to nit pick Tom but that’s “moor then he can chuew”

Nothing more foolish than a man chasin’ his hat.

I am still confused as to whose fault this is but if we could figure out a way to remove the salt from all of the tears you pussies are crying, the election would have a positive result.

Can you please post more stories from Rachel Maddow. Thanks in advance.

Harry Reid is a GIANT piece of shit. Can he tell me more?

Will you ever do an honest assessment that you “did this to yourself”? You and others just like you were part of the problem. A large part of why Trump won is because he dominated social media. You and others just like you were a big part of that. Congratulate yourself on helping to elect this idiot.

Hi Drew. How long can you go without eating? Longer than Albert obviously but you are melting before our very eyes.

Which is amazing when you consider Ever Penalties are 25 yards and an automatic first down.

I know it’s only the end of October, but this might be the best article i’ve read this year. Many, many thanks.

Not only is Dick Tidrow a cool pitching name but his nickname was Dirt.

I think you should do it; but first have a contest where readers guess everyone’s vote.

I switched out Fantasy Football for a life devoid of spending all day Sunday checking how my players were doing. And it didn’t cost a thing.

Hey, Munns the word on that.

Yet Eddie Guerrero can’t keep any meat on his bones

Private Unions are fine - Public Sector Unions suck a big, fat dick!

I was trying to agree with you. As i re-read it doesn’t look like that.

If you were sued and lost, you were in the wrong. What is so difficult to understand about that??

Please tell me you spelled Moran on porpoise.

I love how everyone knows how Cubs fans are going to act. There is no one alive that has any reference from which to make these predictions. We are going to act like every other teams’ fans that win the World Series. Like assholes.

They probably tell the kids that the Bee Mitt is just like a women’s vagina. Who wouldn’t dive in?