Pole Vaulter? More like Pole Fault-her!

I love how all you whiny fems love Deadspin and self congratulate yourselves on how you know better when it is reinforcing your values but attack Alex and HamNo when they dare to question the tactics or strategies of the left.

Did I accidentally click on The National Enquirer? So many sources with zero names attached. Nice piece.

This article has valid points, Carrie Underwood and a dick joke (sort of). Great stuff Dom!!!

Thanks Barry. Love to read the sports stories on Deadspin

Because the surgeon was his mother. Everyone knows that!!

Not trying to be a dick but doesn’t he have the exact same rights as she does?

half a check mark

Tomi and Ann. My Grandmother/Granddaughter fantasy come to life.

As do you Barry. Keep it up

That’s the Russell Hustle

Was Katie Lee there washing his cucumbers?

Can we build a wall so the undocumented Gawker commentariot don’t flood Deadspin with the goal of having anchor babies.

I thought he was just sitting because he lost his job to Blaine Gabbert. Blaine Fucking Gabbert. Larry David couldn’t write this kind of shit.

Is Rodney Harrison racist? Serious question

The irony of this is so delicious I won’t have to eat today.

This is incredible. I thought the natural defense was to throw batteries. Oh wait, wrong team.

It’s like, how much more black on black crime could this be? and the answer is none. None more black on black.

The same way I measure mine; find the girl with tiniest hands.

Private unions, yes, yes and yes. Public Sector Unions, Go Fuck Yourself with Brett Favre’s dick.