Because the surgeon was his mother. Everyone knows that!!

Not trying to be a dick but doesn’t he have the exact same rights as she does?

half a check mark

Tomi and Ann. My Grandmother/Granddaughter fantasy come to life.

As do you Barry. Keep it up

That’s the Russell Hustle

Was Katie Lee there washing his cucumbers?

Can we build a wall so the undocumented Gawker commentariot don’t flood Deadspin with the goal of having anchor babies.

I thought he was just sitting because he lost his job to Blaine Gabbert. Blaine Fucking Gabbert. Larry David couldn’t write this kind of shit.

Is Rodney Harrison racist? Serious question

The irony of this is so delicious I won’t have to eat today.

This is incredible. I thought the natural defense was to throw batteries. Oh wait, wrong team.

It’s like, how much more black on black crime could this be? and the answer is none. None more black on black.

The same way I measure mine; find the girl with tiniest hands.

Private unions, yes, yes and yes. Public Sector Unions, Go Fuck Yourself with Brett Favre’s dick.

Keep trying kid. You’ll get to the daytime shift in no more than 3-4 years

Question: If he is starting does he still take this stand?

I can’t decide who is more awesome here. The kid or the ump?? I’m torn by my inherent belief that umps are evil and my inherent belief that the catcher is 15. Good on them both.

Bill will be dead in 8 years. Possibly 4.

During the Olympics, who roots against the US of A?