+1 Cosmo

Lochte: Sorry, I’ll get serious. How is the weather in San Peelo today?

WHICH IS STILL GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE FARTS

I love this post if only because it includes some of the all-time greats of the commentariot

WHICH IS STILL GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE FARTS

There is a far better chance they cure death before Samer has a girlfriend - That doesn’t live in Canada

Because just saying “get the fuck out” would be rude

When asked how she felt about having to pull out, she said simply “rats”

“gives such short shrift to the way this team spent a whole season planting dynamite inside its own asshole.”

This is one of my favorite stories in a long time. They should promote you!

Only once. Great thoughts. Thanks

I refuse to believe this bullshit. Vote for whoever best represents your views and fuck the rest. Having two choices has put us in this position of choosing between an asshole clown and an asshole. Consider my vote wasted!

Peyton Manning wouldn’t have missed.

It could be worse. You could be Illinois

This line made my day. I started a Twitter account just to trash Spirit Airlines in my spare time. I will be using this. Thanks

I believe this will be Jack Nicholson’s finest role.

I’m pretty sure TJ is not even alive anymore. And yet he still makes Berman look bad.

Holy Fuck. Chris Sale is a stud but you get paid millions of dollars to throw a baseball just because of these deals. Shut up or quit. I would respect you more.

I’m not much for either candidate but love your take on this. I don’t always agree with you but will always check in as i feel you are one of the best writers on this site. Thanks

Bitches making up lies make it tougher for bitches that are actually abused.