The MCW-Middleton-Parker-Giannis-Monroe lineup could guard the entire three-point arc while holding hands.

You knew - you just knew - that as soon as those goddamn progressives got their way with gay marriage that random people would start appearing on TV. It’s a slippery fucking slope, I tell you.

Thanks for throwing us a softball. This is the first one I got right.

Mine stems from a desire to satisfy my partner at the expense of myself. I enjoy making their head/vajay/body explode with pleasure and it’s what gets me off primarily.

because its Chicago. It would have been stolen.

Or anything that ends in “tini” that doesn’t start with “mar”.

Stamkos with one point - woof. I know Bishop was hurt but having him out there was basically giving the Blackhawks a one goal lead out of the gates. Crawford was stellar throughout (Hawks fans will still bitch about him, though)

Is it weird that I’m most excited for the town creation and management feature? Hm.

It is the largest upset in Women’s World Cup history, going by FIFA ranking.

and they got Jake Arrieta out of it.

And besides, doesn’t Ryan Callahan occasionally just need a god punch to the back of the head? (I kid! Mostly.)

Fitting as most of the Sox faithful have spent a good majority of their lives in jail cells

I still call it comiskey

Sidenote: who the hell negotiated that agreement on behalf of Comcast Spectacor? $40 million for TWENTY NINE YEARS?!?!?

I am watching SportsCenter, and tens of thousands of people in downtown Cleveland are chanting “Delly! Delly! Delly!” No matter what happens the rest of this series, nothing will be more improbable than the emergence of Matthew Dellavedova.

I couldn’t disagree with this more. Playoff hockey is extremely unpleasant when I’m watching my own team—it’s a near-constant heart attack. From a pure enjoyment perspective, I’d much rather watch neutral teams. I can enjoy the actual game more, even if I’m not as invested in the outcome.

I don’t know that I would become super invested in the women’s game, but I was surprised to find myself enjoying a lot of the NCAA Women’s Softball World Series a few years ago, mostly because it just happened to be on each night when I came home. It just seems strange to me that they’d have the women’s tournament…

I understand that field variability is one of the defining features of baseball, but I don’t think “flat” is an unfair standardization for MLB to introduce.

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