12:15 PM

The restaurant I work at started offering Beyond burgers because our previous veggie patty used eggs as a binder and therefore wasn’t vegan. They have to be stored frozen and in order to fully heat through without burning they have to be microwaved for a minute before going on the charbroiler. They smell awful. Some Read more

4:12 PM

I used to mess with the other team when I was a pitcher in high school. If I knew they were looking hard for tells I’d occasionally make it look like I was digging into the ball as if I was trying to get a better grip for a curveball, subtly enough to be believable. Every time the batter would be way behind on the Read more

9:59 AM

That picture is pretty grainy, but it appears that when someone stops taking steroids their body slims down but their head stays the size of a overinflated basketball.

8:10 AM

I had a buddy in college that would always say “Howdy” to campus cops. He claimed they loved when you greeted them with that. I’d like to think that’s what got me out of an underage drinking and public urination ticket.

7:54 AM

I manage a restaurant and one of my cooks responds with “sure thing, boss” to every request and I don't like it.

7:48 AM

Not necessarily a pain in the ass to search for, but might get you put on a watchlist: ISIS. After the rise of the terrorist organization they stopped stylizing the name in all caps and added "the band" to their Facebook page.

12:15 AM

They have to maximize every opportunity now that luck isn't on their side.

10:35 PM

I love this game! Played it when I got home from a late shift to a crane fly flying around the dimly lit apartment. I couldn’t turn the lights on because my girlfriend had to be up for work in 4 hours and I didn’t want to wake her. I followed my 2 cats' eyes and tracked it with a roll of paper towels and my phone Read more

10:24 PM

As explained by others, the penalty is enforced from either the previous spot or the other try spot, which would be the 2 yard line. The penalties don’t stack, so a false start on the ensuing 2 point conversion wouldn’t put the kick attempt at the 25 yard line but back at the 20 again.

11:25 AM

After a quick google search it looks like Oxiclean is safe to use on colors. You’ll probably want to test a small inconspicuous patch of fabric first to be safe. Hot/warm water is also not good for colors so you wouldn’t want to soak in warm water.

After a quick google search it looks like Oxiclean is safe to use on colors. You’ll probably want to test a small

3:21 PM

I memorized my debit card number but then I got a new one a year and a half ago and I don’t have it down yet. Only 2ish years left before it expires, not sure I'm going to be able to do it.

1:04 PM

Even if you don’t have anyone to share with or if sharing with family members or friends feels awkward, doing this for yourself every night still has an impact. Long story short, last year I was taken to a drug rehab center and spent 35 days there. The first week the counselors suggested various exercises like this Read more

10:58 PM

I think he meant that half-blind asshole AH

12:23 AM

Growing up my mom was adamant about hand washing dishes almost spotless before putting them in the dishwasher. Being a snarky insubordinate child I always asked why we even had a dishwasher then. I'm still in a habit of completely handwashing dishes and essentially using the dishwasher as a drying rack and then Read more

11:29 PM

Edit: others have pointed out the error

3:26 AM

It was someone else's vomit...well they can't prove whose vomit it was. You can't really dust for vomit.

11:44 PM

And I’m sure if stalking and revenge porn were involved then the number would be much higher. It's not a lump sum type thing. They'll garnish wages for the rest of both of their lives for the distress and damage they caused.