btveron
btveron
10/1/19
3:01 PM
23

Counter point: the Cambodian owner of the donut shop in my neighborhood calls everyone boss and it is quite delightful.

8/27/19
2:01 PM
32

Dr. Lizardo, General Mills has made it quite explicit that Wheaties must be consumed for breakfast every morning in order to make one a champion. At no point has General Mills claimed, explicitly or implicitly, that a single serving of Wheaties would make one a champion. Were that the case, the world would be inundated Read more

8/11/19
5:09 PM
61

If this somehow doesn’t work out, the Vikings might just be better off skipping that position entirely and becoming the team that always goes for it on fourth down. Read more

7/17/19
11:21 PM
25

Indeed, this article makes no mention of the IM he sent her the morning of his resignation: ‘I ain’t a killer but don’t push me/ Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy, Kim’

7/11/19
8:28 AM
11

I’ve asked you repeatedly not to refer to my wife and children that way.

7/6/19
11:50 AM
70

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

6/19/19
9:47 AM
26

reffed soccer one summer. I was 12. making $10 a game. to this day it was the worst job i have ever had. Read more

4/18/19
4:15 PM
5

I thought this was going to be about a no-blue light mode for the display. Maybe I’m the only one, but certainly writing “night mode” isn’t all that clear when you don’t say it’s a mode specifically for the camera in the title or first paragraph?

4/17/19
8:49 PM
1

Apparently not. Because now in addition to showing the attached image at full size, it’s now expanding and collapsing the replies in the background as the image is being viewed. lol Kinja is a fucking disaster.

4/8/19
9:16 PM
12

As the great philospher Mitch Hedberg once said, “This shirt is dry clean only; that means it’s dirty.”

11/28/18
9:37 PM
1

1000% this. He respected his opponents skill enough in standard format to fear a mistake, so he pushed the match into a format he felt far more comfortable in (in terms of his skill level vs. his opponents).

10/13/18
12:36 AM
13

Completely unrelated to this article... but does anyone else have issues playing embedded Twitter videos in Chrome now? I click the play icon and then the embed goes blank. It’s been happening for a while now and makes for a tough time enjoying sports highlights.

9/23/18
5:51 PM
65

Honestly thought this was the smartest thing the coaches could’ve done. Luck has been overused and abused for so long, it’s refreshing to see the team actually act to protect him and his career