hype and actual yolk love are 2 very different things though, and while hype comes and goes runny yolks are forever.

When people wonder why restaurant food tastes so good, I always tell them the industry secret: salt, fat, sugar.

I still want to own the good games I play, but game pass is still worth it because I can play so many other games I wouldn’t otherwise spend money purchasing. If it’s worth replaying down the road that is always an option via a subsequent purchase. But in the meantime I can get exposed to all sorts of new games for a…

1. Better cops - Improved screening for mental health and behavioral issues, review of past affiliations (white supremacist groups, for example), and an end to favoritism given to ex-military that automatically moves them to the top of the list.

Save me a seat on the bullet train to Hell, will ya guys?

Ok, I’ll give you a fried egg.  But never on any type of MIXED egg

That... would actually be far worse.

No problem, happens to me all the time.

That’s how a logarithmic scale works.

I may be on the spectrum but I understand this isn’t party talk. I have also seen enough bad 80's sitcoms to recognize your attempt at humor. :)

Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

“Watching G/O Media’s autoplaying ads isn’t a right, it’s a privilege.”

“I love Isis, but they’re boring live.”

Counter point: the Cambodian owner of the donut shop in my neighborhood calls everyone boss and it is quite delightful.

Isis

I don’t know why this irks me so much because the mighty Goog is notorious for this behavior, but...

Dr. Lizardo, General Mills has made it quite explicit that Wheaties must be consumed for breakfast every morning in order to make one a champion. At no point has General Mills claimed, explicitly or implicitly, that a single serving of Wheaties would make one a champion. Were that the case, the world would be inundated…

If this somehow doesn’t work out, the Vikings might just be better off skipping that position entirely and becoming the team that always goes for it on fourth down.

Indeed, this article makes no mention of the IM he sent her the morning of his resignation: ‘I ain’t a killer but don’t push me/ Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy, Kim’

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession