reffed soccer one summer. I was 12. making $10 a game. to this day it was the worst job i have ever had.

As the great philospher Mitch Hedberg once said, “This shirt is dry clean only; that means it’s dirty.”

1000% this. He respected his opponents skill enough in standard format to fear a mistake, so he pushed the match into a format he felt far more comfortable in (in terms of his skill level vs. his opponents).

its a Dog’s Breakfast, ninny. 

Completely unrelated to this article... but does anyone else have issues playing embedded Twitter videos in Chrome now? I click the play icon and then the embed goes blank. It’s been happening for a while now and makes for a tough time enjoying sports highlights.

Honestly thought this was the smartest thing the coaches could’ve done. Luck has been overused and abused for so long, it’s refreshing to see the team actually act to protect him and his career

I’m not really seeing any fails here. I just read a writeup on an incident where ATC played the “a bunch of other plans flew through it just fine” card, and a lot of people died when a microburst whipped up.

Pilot saw something that made him uneasy, and didn’t fly through it. ATC kept him from hitting anybody.…

Don’t you dare insult Lester that way. He’s always in the mood...

Nailed it

I want to go gawk at their house, and if they come out and ask what I’m doing I’d say “You just don’t see gravel roads like this anymore, very quaint”. Because I’m drunk right now and think that’s hilarious

Here you go: http://www.colts.com/videos/videos/Manning-to-Marvin-Possum-Harrison/426e4f14-ac8f-4848-b1f9-80bbbe0f9468

Gordon: [returns in Week 13]

I wouldn’t tempt fate like that. “Jacob deGrom out for rest of season with detached buttocks following strong chuckle.”

Worst ever you say?

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

You’ve spoken to Suzana and Suzane Massena?