BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Your post is the World Cup of Pedantry, and I am issuing you a red flag.

Because fouling in basketball is, fundamentally, cheating. You shouldn’t be able to gain an advantage by repeatedly flouting the rules. Throwing a ball isn’t against the rules in any way, it’s just a bad result for the pitcher. Walking is a good result for the hitting team; they didn’t make an out, which is what they…

And yet nothing on earth is worse than having to listen to your roommate all puffy and sweaty whining about their limp coke dick when you are high and making a sandwich at 3 in the morning.

Why does everyone want to legalize weed? Weed is boring. Cocaine is the most fun drug of them all.

Imma let you finish, but this version don't stop

I don’t understand how anyone could not like watching this.

Playoff hockey is the best.

“My characterization was inappropriate and regrettable...”

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

If you didn’t like hockey before today please just watch this game and then reconsider.

Here’s one tip I’ve found useful - you don’t necessarily have to do it in the first week, but you should try to do it within the first month.

That’s all fine and well but what I need to know is how do I get a new job?

I looked at the replies just to see if someone made this joke! Kudos and a star for you, sir.

You’d also be incredibly stupid to take a couple of days off for a video game after the last two years have repeatedly shown how bad launch days have been even for SP games...

The language will be added in a patch on May 21.

Love it!

That shows that you are raising her right.

Your daughter is lactose intolerant...so she’s breast fed? That makes zero sense.